The I Cannot of the Week
Lil’ Kim Opens Wide & Says Aah
Jan 11th
Do you even care to know why? Let me just tell you when and where… Friday night for “The Return of the Queen of Hip-Hop” at M2 Lounge in NYC. Lil’ Kim puts a tight face to the phrase “Say Aah” with no hands of course. She also performed in a unapproved-PETA fur laced jacket.
I CANNOT OF THE WEEK: 4 year-old Drunk Boy in A Dress Looking To Go To Jail
Dec 18th
4 year old, Hayden Wright’s Christmas wish is to be in jail with his dad. So instead of waiting for Santa he took matters into his own hands. The boy was found wandering around his neighborhood in Chatanoo, Tennessee in the middle of the night drinking a beer. Hayden was found with ahalf-empty Bud Light beer in his hand, wearing a little girl’s dress ( that he apparently stole from a neighbor’s house under the Christmas tree). Hayden’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, found him outside the house drunk.
The Tennessee boy was found wandering his Chatanooga neighborhood in the middle of the night, beer in hand, wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.
Hayden’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, woke up at 1:45 a.m. and panicked when she realized he was missing. She found Hayden, drunk, outside the house drinking a 12-ounce can of beer Tuesday.
“He runs away trying to find his father…He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”
“Kids do thing like this and it’s just out of your control…”
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse.
Sphere: Related ContentI Cannot of the Day: Blackberry Outage Ruins Lives
Dec 17th
Dear Blackberry,
Why have you betrayed me? I can’t with you right now. I need my emails–immediately. If you don’t get your act together I’m gonna ask Santa for an iPhone for Christmas. I’m serious this time.
Xoxo,
icannot.
In case you thought it was just your Blackberry that was experiencing some technical difficulties apparently there is a major Blackberry meltdown happening. The Blackberry messenger service is the only feature said to be functioning properly.
(AP) The maker of BlackBerry devices says its customers in North America are experiencing delays receiving e-mail.
The company, Research In Motion Ltd., said Thursday it has technicians working on the problem.
The company says users are still able to make phone calls, browse the Internet and send and receive text messages.
The last time RIM’s BlackBerry service had a major outage was in February 2008, when an upgrade to the wireless system apparently caused a three-hour service disruption that affected millions of people.
Sphere: Related ContentI Cannot of the Week: Rihanna’s Cellulite
Nov 18th
She says:
After the show is the after party, and after the party then its the drunken stumble to the car. Unfortunately for celebs like Rihanna, there is always a photog waiting (and usually at compromising angles) to take a picture. I struggled with this posting for a while, because as a woman who may one day have cellulite I would surely hate a big picture sprawled across the internet. However, if you don’t get it here you will get the picture some place else. Sorry Rih! I can’t really vouch for the validity of this picture since we all know photoshop works wonders these days. In any event, if this is a true to form photo–who cares! We all are human. -JM
He says:
Pictures of the singer surfaced last night after photogs snapped away at her while she enjoyed participating in a performance with Beyonce and Jay-Z, eating sushi and giving it up at the club. Okay people, I can’t say it anymore: you have to work out to be cute. Simply not eating will make you skat–>skinny and fat. RiRi needs some major toning on the back of her legs. And some Nivea Bye Bye Cellulite Cream. It worked for my mother.- Justnesh
Either we’re just saying…
I can’t.
I refuse.
I cannot.
Check out more pics below:
Friday Foolery: 10 Deep Rihanna & Cassie “SexyTime” Tshirts
Oct 30th
For a few days, I’ve ignored the T-Pain story of him appearing at the Sydney premiere of “This Is It” sporting a 10deep “SexyTime” tshirt with Cassie’s boobies censored with “Donnis” across the nipples and “10 Deep” across her eyes.
That changed today once I saw the post (titled I Can’t) and a link to the 10deep website and I was compelled to go take a peek. The Cassie “SEXY TIME” tees are on sale on 10deep.com (currently sold out) for $36. It’s bad enough they were selling this Cassie’s tshirt but Rihanna’s nude photo was used to create a t-shirt as well.
What do you think about this? Is it me or are people so readily willing to exploit women of color in this way?
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse.
Sphere: Related Content6month-old baby Survives After Stroller Rolls onto Train Tracks
Oct 16th
In Melbourne, Australia for a fraction of a second, a mother let go of her baby’s stroller and it rolled onto the train tracks just as a train was pulling into the station. Reports say the baby only suffered minor injuries—amazing!
The video of the incident (captured by a platform surveillance camera) has been released:
I watched this video and searched for words to describe how the baby in the stroller could survive such an event with minor injuries….I found them:
God is good. All the time.
That’s all.
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse to believe otherwise.
Stroller hit by train, six month old boy survives
4-year-old boy offers classmate the "candy" his father left in his jacket–turns out to be cocaine.
Sep 19th
Oh hell no! The WTF of the year would have to go to Sheheed Wright, a man from East Orange, New Jersey that hid several bags of cocaine in his 4-year-old son’s jacket and told him it was candy. It’s being reported that he hid the coke in his son’s jacket after allegedy having some run in with NJ police.
The boy went to school with the cocaine still in his jacket and one of his classmates asked for the candy– susbsequently, he unknowingly gave his classmate some of the cocaine. The classmate is being treated in an New Jersey hospital.
I can’t
I cannot
I refuse.
I CAN'T: Kanye West Goes Off at the VMAs, Again.
Sep 13th
In case you didn’t catch the VMAs. The first award of the night was for Best Female Video. The nominees were Taylor Swift “You Belong to Me”, Katy Perry “Hot n Cold”, Beyonce “Single Ladies”Kelly Clarkson “My Life Would Suck Without You”, Lady Gaga “Poker Face”, and Pink “So What”. The biggest shock was Taylor Swift’s when over Beyonce and Lady Gaga who were top contenders for the award. Neverless as Taylor was on stage making her acceptance speech, Kanye ran onto the stage, grabbed Taylor’s mic and said:
“Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time … one of the best videos of all time!”
I’m still grappling with the train wreck that was Kanye West’s PSA at the VMAs I am trying to understand WHY? or HOW? Mr. West thought that rushing to the stage to interrupt Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech was okay or appropriate in any way! I love Kanye as an artist and feels he is talented but when he comes off the stage there is some problematic behavior that has become utterly frustrating.
He may later recant his statement, or even apologize but until then it seems he’ll blame it on the alcohol considering he was drinking Hennessy straight out of the bottle on the red carpet with his live snake woman/ girlfriend, Amber Rose.
Kanye West X Amber Rose on the Red Carpet
Three women team up for some Krazy revenge
Aug 3rd
Revenge is best served as a…sticky dish?
Glue yourself to this: 3 Wisconsin women (Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell and Therese Ziemann)
decided to get revenge on an unidentified man after they found out they had all been sleeping with him at the same time.
Here’s how it all allegedy went down: Therese convinced the man (let’s call him “John”)…Okay, so Therese convinced “John” to go with her to a motel for a massage. Once they got there she asked him if she could tie him up and blindfold him for the rubfest. “John” agreed. Once he was tied up Therese texted Michelle and Wendy to come into the room for a full-fledged ambush. According to various news sources they cut off “John’s” underwear and proceeded to ask him questions like: Who do you love more? Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? Who do you want to grow old with? Clearly, the answers weren’t to their liking because reports say that after the barrage of questions one of the women slapped him in the face and asked,”Can you handle that?” Finally, Therese glued “John’s” penis to his body.
The gag is these women were tipped off by “John’s” WIFE, Tracy Hood-Davis. Tracy wasn’t there at the time of the crime but investigators say she helped plan the attack and a warrant was issued for her arrest.
The three women: Therese, Michelle, and Wendy were arrested but are free on $200 bail.
Check out the full news clip here and here
Sphere: Related ContentNaked Cowboy for Mayor: More with Less.
Jul 23rd
Stop it. Now. Please. Naked Cowboy.
The Naked Cowboy launched his bid for Mayor yesterday.
With a promise ‘to do more with less,’ the ever-popular Cowboy is committed to bringing transparency to a whole new level while getting the city back on its feet.
The Naked Cowboy has devised a plan he calls the “Naked Stimulus Package” and devised a platoform on his key issues:
*On Taxes: If you’re rich, stop whining and pay your taxes
*On Transportation: Taxi call buttons on every city corner
*On Homeland Security: Aas mayor he will keep the city’s security on high alert, making frequent stops at the tunnels, bridges, and guard posts of every building
*On Gay Marriage: As an ordained minister and he’d love to marry all citizens of NYC, not just the straight shooters
*On Tourism: He plans to build a Times Square Wedding Chapel and establish a billion dollar wedding business that will rival Las Vegas
From the mouths of the naked cowboys:
“Today, I would like to announce that I am entering the race for the office of the Mayor of New York City. Why? Well, right now this city can’t afford wasteful spending. What we really need is smarter spending. Folks come up to me every day and tell me they’ve lost their life-savings, that their small businesses are barely getting by. And small businesses are the key to getting this city back on its feet. So we need initiatives that help put them on the right track. But the city can’t afford to back an 18-wheeler full of money into every problem. It’s time to tighten the belt, but of course that’s just a saying because I don’t even wear a belt. But that’s my point – I don’t need a belt. I don’t need the whole suit and tie thing either. And you won’t see me buying a whole new wardrobe just because I’m running for Mayor – not on the city’s dime. Fact is, no one knows how to do more with less than yours truly – and that’s the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers if you elect me. It’s exactly the kind of leadership this city needs during these challenging times.” – Naked Cowboy, July 22, 2009
Hot, hot mess!
Icannot.
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