Seriously?

I Can’t: Katt ‘Burglar’ Williams Mug Shot

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Comedian Katt Williams was a guest in a west Georgia home of record producer Barry Hankerson, and was arrested  he is now accused of breaking into with a crowbar and stealing $3,500 in jewelry and collectible coins.

The gag is Katt had been staying at the house for almost a month, when an employee of the homeowner called the police on “Katt Burglar” , the black man, and said he broke into the home early today.

Police arrived and arrested the comedian, and he was held on $40,000 bail. Someone call Jim Jones quick and tell him his homie, Katt is in Georgia screaming “PIMP DOWN!”

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Tiffany Evans Says Rihanna’s Russian Roulette is “Murder Deep”

Singer Tiffany Evans blasted Rihanna’s new single on twitter, as a risqué message that may lead to an increase in suicide rates. *Eyes widen*

“Russian Roulette= Suicidal Rate gon sky rocket!

You gotta watch what u say. Because there are a lot of weak people in the world. They are susceptible to anything so anything you say or do some people actually do listen. So make sure its nothing bad. Its okay to be deep,but not murder deep.

Man! I really wish I could tell you guys what the industry really is and what stars are apart of destroying this world. The stars who worship satan,and those who have killed to get the respect they have now. You’d be verrrry surprise. Some of your favorite people pretend to worship God but they only do that to save face. Or seem innocent.

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Satan was head of music in heaven. He uses influential people…to help influence the world. Think about that. Once u make a certain amount of money. Just know that that’s when they ask u to join. To get in you have accept the beast, worship. Once you join they assist u with ur career.make u huge.only if u agree and obey to destroy Gods word.and his children.

Ppl listen and pay attention. Its a war going on right now between Good and Evil. Evil will rule this world for a min. The people that have this power are the people that RULE the whole world. I’m done I won’t say anymore before I get in trouble.”

This chick is really opinionated, huh? I have my own thoughts about the song, and impending video and I will post an imaginary treatment for it a little later– for now tell me what you think about TiffEvans’ tirade.

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Target Illegal Alien Costume is Not So Humorous

Halloween is just around the corner as many people flocked  to stores and online to find the right costume. If you’ve visited Target’s website you may have encountered the “humorous” costumes specifically in the men’s humorous section.

Target.com was selling an ILLEGAL ALIEN costume for $39.99. The costume features an  alien mask wearing an orange jumpsuit with “illegal alien” written across the front, and accessorized with a green card.

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Well, the Southern California immigrant rights group, Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles (CHIRLA), doesn’t find humor in the “illegal alien” costume featured on target.com.

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After emails were sent to target by the executive director of (CHIRLA), target removed the tasteless costume from its website. 

 

I can’t.

I cannot.

I refuse.

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“Doesn’t Mean Anything” The Video That Wasn’t

Am I the only one wondering “where the video at?” I just went to perezhilton.com to find the premiere for “Doesn’t Mean Anything” obviously doesn’t mean anything to him because the video is no where to be found! I even took the extra mile to search the site and I got NADA!

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I love me some Alicia but really? Where’s the damn video?! This will teach her not to premiere something on a blog that really has no vested interest in your music or artistry. Ugh!

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Barbie’s Cankles Won’t Fit in Louboutin’s

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Looks like that heffa Barbie ain’t so perfect after all! Christian Louboutin will be designing three Louboutin Barbies, who will come with mini Louboutin boxes….Love that! But for the extra gag when talking about the design for the doll’s figure and feet he said “her feet are too fat”

The comment was quoted by WWD:

Christian Louboutin is the latest designer geared to give Barbie a makeover, with three dolls he’s conceived top to toe due to be released over the coming months. Louboutin has even reshaped the dolls’ figures as he doesn’t find the classic Barbie’s morphology très flattering. “He found her ankles were too fat,” said a Louboutin spokeswoman, who revealed one of the dolls would be released in time for the Cannes International Film Festival. “They’re completely wild and even come with mini Louboutin boxes for the shoes,” she said.

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After all the hoopla, Louboutin spokesperson made another statement saying:

“She [Barbie] has an extraordinary figure, including her ankles! We did decide to make changes to her arch though … and I was able to design a Barbie doll with the perfect foot.”

So there you have it, we are in a society of folks sidestepping around Barbie’s plastic ass. Kudos…

I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse.

Barbie I still love you boo!

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Saturday Night Live Obama Skit

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Well, on the political front Saturday Night Live’s Obama skit addressed some of the right winged commentary that Obama is full of socialist agenda and that the Prez has not accomplished anything in his time in office. After displaying a DONE and NOT DONE checklist, its noted that there is a bright side and lists the following accomplishments:

  • Cash for clunkers program stimulated the economy…. for Japan
  • Killed a fly on tv
  • Brought a White Police Officer and Black Professor together for a beer

Watch the video:

I can’t

I cannot.

I refuse.

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Mother Arrested After Locking Child in Closet for Over 4 Years

I am seriously considering starting a campaign to end reproduction for certain groups–starting with idiots and assholes. There are so many people who must simply reproduce for the sake of feeling a big ol’ object thrashing out of their vajayjay or to say I gotta “seed” or {other ignorant statement}. Either way, again today I read a story about a mother who locked her son in a closet for 4 1/2 years!

SAYYYYYYYY WHAT??!

Child Imprisoned

Yes, 37-year-old LaRhonda Marie McCall, was recently arrested along with her 38-year-old “friend” Steve Vern Hamilton, on 20 complaints each of child abuse and child neglect. As the reports have it, LaRhonda’s son,  a 14-year-old boy, let’s call him “Sean” escaped from the closet where he had been held for 4 1/2 years.

According to the AP:

security guard at a National Guard facility in Oklahoma City called police on Friday after the teen showed up malnourished and with numerous scars and other signs of abuse, police Sgt. Gary Knightsaid.

“He was hungry. He was dirty. He had numerous scars on his body,” Knight said. “It was very sad.”

The boy was taken to a hospital to be examined and then turned over to the custody of the Department of Human Services, Knight said.

After police interviews, officers on Saturday arrested the boy’s mother, 37-year-old LaRhonda Marie McCall, and a friend, 38-year-old Steve Vern Hamilton, on 20 complaints each of child abuse and child neglect. Formal charges have not been filed, and both were being held on $400,000 bond, according to jail records.

Jail officials were not sure wheter either had retained an attorney, and no one answered the phone at McCall’s home. A police report listed McCall as a pharmaceutical company employee and Hamilton as a cab driver.

The teen, wearing only a pair of oversized shorts held up by a belt, walked up to a security guard at the Guard facility around 5 p.m. Friday and asked where a police station was located so he could report being abused, according to a police report.

He told police that scars on his stomach and torso were from where alcohol had been poured on him and set on fire. Other scars were from being tied up, hit with an extension cord and choked, the boy told police.

“He had scars covering most of his body,” Knight said. “They were basically from head to foot.”

The teen told police he moved to the Oklahoma City area from New Jersey about 4 1/2 years ago after his mother was released from jail. Since arriving in Oklahoma, he said, he had never been to school and spent most of his time locked in a bedroom closet.

He told police the closet door was mostly blocked with a stepladder or a bed and that he managed to push the door open enough to escape and leave the house.

Knight said six other children living at the home were taken into DHS custody, but none showed signs of abuse. McCall had lived at several different addresses in the Oklahoma City area, he said.

A DHS spokeswoman said she could not discuss specific cases but generally an investigation would be conducted before any of the children are returned to the home or placed with other family members.

“There may be family members, but we do a diligent search, and we’re very careful about placing kids in a safe environment,” DHS spokeswoman Beth Scott said.

Oh really?

I can’t

I cannot

I refuse.

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I cannot understand this: 18 year old rapes his own 8 day old baby.

This story was so hard for even conceptualize. I’ve heard reports about an 18-year-old raping a 8 day old baby but I couldn’t even type without angrily banging on the keys in search for the appropriate expletives and such. As the news stories have it, 18-year-old Reginald Davis, has been charged with Rape and Second-Degree Battery by police in Forrest City, Arkansas. Reginald stands accused of  raping his own 8 day-old baby.

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This attack happened last year, on September 1, 2008. Police were alerted about the incident once the baby was being treated at a Forest City Medical showing signs that it had been sexually assaulted and suffered a skull fracture.  The assault happen during a visit with the child’s 15-year-old mom, no word yet on whether on not she had knowledge of the incident as it happened, but reports say other people were home at the time.  The case is still under investigation.

I can’t.

I cannot.

I refuse.

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Stephon Marbury's Song/Rap/Crazy Man Blurts about Jay-Z X Kanye

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This man needs Jesus.
I’m not sure what to say about Stephon Marbury at this point besides the fact that he needs a big mama type hug with a good Sunday morning sermon. His videos are becoming disturbing.Where’s his publicist, manager, mentor, or hell, his mailman to stop him and say “Steph–don’t do it.”

I really don’t expect Jay-Z to retaliate,instead let me refer Starbury to the 3rd verse of Jay-Z’s  ”Takeover” :

A wise man told me don’t argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who
So stop with that childish shit,ni##a I’m grown
Please leave it alone – don’t throw rocks at the throne
Do not bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you
I don’t know why your advisors ain’t forewarn you
Please, not Jay, he’s, not for play.

 

I can’t

I cannot

I refuse.

 

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Steph on Jay-Z "That's the Camel, He Right Over There"

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We’ve missed the Stephon Marbury chronicles for a while but another video has surfaced with Steph talking about Jay-Z using his name in a song off the Blueprint 2.1 album, “Lalala (Excuse Me Again).

The lines were in the third verse of the song, and went a little something like this:

Forget English, talk body language
I be all over mami’s like body painters
Pink Diamond necklace, strawberry wrist
Please excuse yourself, your very sick
Don’t confuse me with Marbury out this bitch
Run up on me at the light, you could lose your life

Muthafucka’s must be smokin’ they La, La, La or crack
.45 gun smoke, choke off that
Let’s get back to the music, I ain’t with all that
Plus the fedz tappin’ my music, yall get all that?

In the video, Starbury talks about how Jay would never shoot anyone because he wouldn’t be willing to go to jail for the rest of his life so stop with the foolery. Check out the video here:

Ironically, Steph refers to Jay as a “Camel” which interestingly enough comes on the heels of Jay’s latest track of the BP3, entitled “Already Home” fest. Kid Cudi where he addresses such hate:
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The shit that you just witnessing, I been on
And as for the critics, tell me I don’t get it
Everybody can tell you how to do it, they never did it
Now these ni#$as is mad,
Oh they call me a camel
But I mastered the drought
What the f**k I’m animal
Half man, half mammal
My sign is a Sag
This is just what I plan to do
Oh don’t be mad!

Don’t be mad Steph, and oh step your response came up you’re about 6 years too late!

I can’t
I cannot
I refuse.

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