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Kelis’ Open Letter To PETA: Fur is Glorious Faux is Not. Don’t Judge Me.

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After her fur-tacular appearances in London bundled up in what she calls ‘glorious’ and ‘warm’ fur Kelis recevived a letter from PETA, and responded back with her own letter to the organization check it out:

Kelis’ Letter to PETA

There is no humane way to kill anything, let me start there. It’s unfortunate but it’s part of life. With that being said, I would eat pterodactyl if you found some and you told me it was meaty and delicious. And after doing a very minimal amount of research……. I found out that the founder Ingrid Newkirk is completely batty. I had a feeling but she far exceeded my expectations. I mean certifiably insane! Lol this chicks will is nuts, google it – it’s a riot! Beyond the fact that I think she’s a diabetic, which means she needs insulin, which is taken from lab pigs (I know this because my sister happens to be in veterinary school), which would be completely hypocritical. It’s like don’t abuse animals unless it can help me.

I feel very strongly about a lot of things such as the sweatshops that spin cotton and the blood on their hands. Btw it’s not just the look of fur. It’s warm as hell and feels glorious, ever rubbed faux fur on your body? Nothing luxurious about that. Then the letter proceeded to name artist and designers who don’t wear real fur. Great! More for me! I don’t judge them, don’t judge me.

If I started wearing endangered animals like polar bear or orangutan then talk to me. (Which btw for the record I would not – I do believe in the preservation of endangered species) But the minks and chinchilla that quite honestly are rodents and if weren’t in the form of a coat I would demand they be put to death anyway are not an issue to me.The death of high fashion. Ugh.

I eat meat, and in fact my mouth salivates as I type the word meat! And the paint throwing that’s just ridiculous! What if I was hurling Loubitons and Pierre Hardy’s at every sad poorly dressed person on the street? As right as I may be it’s just fanatical and crazy. And people have the right to feel as they please. What about art? Survival of the fittest. Natural selection? No let’s just let all the rodents run free and over take our cities. Oh wait they have, NY and LA in particular are infested! Why don’t u save them all from scavenging on the streets and ruining my evening strolls, take them home. Make them pets! Get off my back! Pun intended!

Underpaid minorities picking your vegetables, now that’s fine for you right? Please, fight for their rights. How about the poverty in the communities of brown people around the world. She had the nerve to say (and I quote) “get over it” talking of the issue of black people and slavery in this country verses cows being slaughtered. Is she kidding me? Lol yes she must be. Actually, she’s lucky most black people have real issues to worry about in the U.S and don’t give a crap what her delusional privileged opinions are. But she should try saying that again just for kicks n giggles on the corner of Adam Clayton Powell Blvd in Harlem n see how well people “get over it” lol. If u want to preach do it about something worthwhile don’t waste my time trying to save the dang chipmunk.

Find a worthwhile cause like the women being maimed in these Middle Eastern countries. Or female circumcision. Or women’s rights here in America, we still get paid less for doing the same jobs as men. Quite honestly if you hate the world so much go live in the forest where no one else has to hear you complain about the perfectly good food chain the good Lord created. Everyone has the right to an opinion, and that’s mine on that! xoxo  ,bitches!

Okay, okay…it ended with xoxo. Don’t judge me.

I can’t.

I cannot.

I refuse.

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I Cannot: Swizz Beatz Addresses His Infidelity Allegations on Twitter, Mashonda Responds

Let me start by saying this twitter is not your friend. For anyone ever feeling a certain type a way, typing out your frustrations or thoughts on twitter is never the way to go. Now on to the story:

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After being spotted in Paris together I’m sure that word has gotten back to Swizz Beatz, Alicia Keys and Mashonda that the triad is closer to becoming a duo consisting of just Alicia and Swizz. On Friday night,  Swizz Beatz took to twitter to voice his frustrations about people claiming that he cheated, saying:

“Oh yeah get that album on the 15th it’s Fire yeah I said it and what! That’s my boo!! 4 life!” about 1 hour ago from web

“People talking about I cheated how the *&%^$#@E can I cheat when I was separated ass holes:) Its been damn near 2years plus hello! G .A.Life!” about 1 hour ago from web

“*&%^$#@E what they say or said I’m a good man but when it’s time move on it’s just time! I’m also so a great f**king Dad but nobody give a sh*t!” about 1 hour ago from web

“People done lost there minds I been in this game for 11 plus years since I was 17 and all people want to talk about is my divorce Wow!” about 1 hour ago from web

After seeing his tweets, Swizz Beatz’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Mashonda, replied:

“Here’s the bottom line,u were married whn u started ur affair, ur married now. And both of u knew wht it was.Separation came after the fact.”34 minutes ago from UberTwitter

“But just know! I never lied and NEVER will. Thank God we are doing this b4 2010. My new year will not involve this scandol. That all folks.” 31 minutes ago from UberTwitter

“Now peps, this is why its important to keep God 1st! I’m not gona battle my sons father on twitter about his mistress. Yall WON!”32 minutes ago from UberTwitter

WOW!! I can’t. I cannot. I refuse to believe that either Mashonda or Swizz thought this was a constructive way to address the situation. I’m not sure what his intentions were but it was a bad move. Mashonda well, I expected her to respond considering her past twitter rants but Swizz went in this time. In any event, this drama is one that they should’ve kept off twitter–but who am I to judge.

Soon after his posts, Swizz deleted the status updates mentioned above but I was able to get the screenshots of both his and Mashonda’s updates were still available check below. What do you think about these twitter rants?

Mashonda Swizz Beatz TwitterSwizBeatz_twitter

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I CAN'T: Kanye West Goes Off at the VMAs, Again.

In case you didn’t catch the VMAs. The first award of the night was for Best Female Video. The nominees were Taylor Swift “You Belong to Me”, Katy Perry “Hot n Cold”, Beyonce “Single Ladies”Kelly Clarkson “My Life Would Suck Without You”, Lady Gaga “Poker Face”, and Pink “So What”. The biggest shock was Taylor Swift’s when over Beyonce and Lady Gaga who were top contenders for the award. Neverless as Taylor was on stage making her acceptance speech, Kanye ran onto the stage, grabbed Taylor’s mic and said:

“Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time … one of the best videos of all time!”

"Taylor, I'm really happy for you. I'll let you finish,"

I’m still grappling with the train wreck that was Kanye West’s PSA at the VMAs I am trying to understand WHY? or HOW? Mr. West thought that rushing to the stage to interrupt Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech was okay or appropriate in any way! I love Kanye as an artist and feels he is talented but when he comes off the stage there is some problematic behavior that has become utterly frustrating.
He may later recant his statement, or even apologize but until then it seems he’ll blame it on the alcohol considering he was drinking Hennessy straight out of the bottle on the red carpet with his live snake woman/ girlfriend, Amber Rose.

Kanye West X Amber Rose on the Red Carpet

Kanye West X Amber Rose on the Red Carpet

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After D.O.A., #tpainbetter not be mad, UPS is hiring!!

Twitter beef…is a mess!

Fabolous vs. Tpain over Jay-Z talk about a beef gonna worldwideweb> Daaaadadamn!

Fabo launched a full fledge twitter war with because of Tpain’s recent comments about Jay-Z and D.O.A. See the backstory here.

 

Fabolous (myfabolouslife) on Twitter

Wait, there’s more…

Fabolous (myfabolouslife) on Twitter versus Tpain

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LOST FILES: Whitney Houston X Wendy Williams interview

Lost files from the January 30, 2003 interview with Wendy Williams and Whitney Houston. An explosive interview

Whitney Houston on Wendy Williams Show, Part 1:

Whitney Houston on Wendy Williams Show, Part 2:

Whitney Houston on Wendy Williams Show, Part 3:

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Google Me!


Out of utter boredom last night I watched The TO Show on VH1.
I was glad I did when I caught the most random conversation between Monique Jackson, Kita Williams and Jessica White. Mo’ and Kita are Terrell Owen’s best friends, publicists, and business partners. In this episode, it’s Kita’s birthday dinner and TO decides to invite Jessica out to the party. The conversation was hilariously funny! Check out how it all went down:

[Commentary: Mo: Out of nowhere this chick walks up..

Kita: And I'm thinking who is this RAC. R-A-C. Random Ass Chick walking up to our table.] <<—Loves it.

TO: Everybody this is Jessica.

Kita: So what do you do?

Jessica: I’m a model.

Kita: What kind of modeling do you do?

Jessica: You can Google me. Jessica White.

[Commentary: Mo: Bitch told me to Google her. No she didn't.

Kita: Those are fighting words. Especially when you're dealing with black girls.]

Are “Google Me” fighting words??!

Check out the actual video on VH1, by clicking here.

Don’t know Jessica White, here’s some photos:


IMAGES: Sports Illustrated/Giant Mag

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Random Utterance: Gchat about Gov. & Mistress emails


After reading E-mails between Gov. Mark Sanford and his mistress Maria, a woman in Buenos Aires, Argentina; the following gchat conversation ensured:

LaToya:
it’s way too much
sweet kisses?
smh
JM: who talks like that?
LaToya: I KNOW!
Theresa: it makes me want to barf
LaToya: love you from the deepest of my heart
wtf
Theresa: Beloved back to you…
JM: I was waiting for one of them to say “it has been a fortnight since we last touched”
LaToya: LMAO
LMAO
Theresa: hahahahaha

JM: Sweetest,It was indeed a long day. I am most jealous of your salad under the palm tree.
(fuck you!)
LaToya: why does he keep saying that everything will be discussed later?
i can’t.
LMAO
JM: (vomiting in my mouth and swallowing it)
Theresa: this should be a blog
called
HOW NOT TO WRITE A LOVE LETTER
JM: seriously
i’m gonna blog about this…
one sec
i have to finish vomiting. icannot.
LaToya: LMAO
this is way too much
they had drugs.
both of them
why do i want to google the hotel she mentions?

JM: lol why so you can take a lover and go sneak away near them? this is ignorance. its like they want a lifetime movie or recreation of this shit and was consciously thinking of it while they wrote emails to each other.
Theresa: i cant believe ppl write like that
LaToya: i clearly don’t know love.
i need to go to the learning annex
if he steps down, that should be his next gig
that’s word
Theresa: LMFAO
LaToya: he talks about what he is doing with his family!!??!!
JM: cant you see the scenes and have a soft spoken narrator reading the letter while Ms.Maria Home Wrecker is typing at her computer….lifetime here we come!
Theresa: like
is that love
or is that the scent of an affair
LaToya: Do you really comprehend how beautiful your smile is? Have you been told lately how warm your eyes are and how they softly glow with the special nature of your soul.
Theresa: like is that how u know
its an affair
when shit like that creates butterflies
LaToya: yup!
Theresa: I’m confused
LaToya: it just can’t be real
LMAO
word.
i feel like i’m violating them by reading all this.
Theresa has left.
LaToya has left.
JM has left.

I can’t.

I cannot.

I refuse.

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I cannot get enough quotes.

Inspiration
“Nobody trips over mountains.  It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble.  Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.”

Strength
“Anyone can give up, it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that’s true strength.”

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”

“There are no eternal facts as there are no eternal truths”

What are quotes you love?

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I cannot take any more FWDs::

WRITTEN 5/05/09

So now that swine is on everyone’s mind, flu that is, the amount of forward chain text messages about the swine flu.

Late Night Comedians are also making their own flu jokes:

Jay Leno: “Hey, have you all started making your summer vacation plans? I’m not sure what to do this year. I’m stuck between a Somali pirate cruise or a trip to a Mexican pig farm.”

David Letterman: “A beautiful day here in New York City, wasn’t it? But it was cold – so cold that I was wearing two swine flu masks.”

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I refuse to believe he thought that would work

The Across the Platform Holla!

Steven (on the uptown platform): “Ey, girl,” yells out to a woman across the platform awaiting a train on the downtown platform.

She (let’s name her Hattie) looks around wondering if Steven is really talking to her.

“Yes you girl,” Steven exclaims. ”I know you see me looking at you, you look nice baby. What’s up?”

“You all the way over there its too far,” Hattie heckles back, smiling and obviously liking the attention despite the distance.

“Shit girl, man went to the moon to put a flag on it, a man would go to China for some p*ssy, if he wanted it. You ain’t too far trust me.  What’s the problem you don’t like fat guys? Cause I have skinny friends,” Steven says as he points to his friends that have now walked away from him.

“No. Only girls,” Hattie replies.

“I can’t help you with that, and I don’t think bloomberg cosigning that either,” Steven responds obviously finished with the conversation.

I can’t.

I cannot.

I refuse to believe he thought that would work.

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