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Tiger Woods Sorry 2009: “I Have Let My Family Down…I Am Far Short of Perfect”
Dec 2nd
It is unclear why Tiger Woods decided to step out on his wife and disrespect his commitment to her…maybe he was listening to too much Drake & Lil Wayne and wanted to “F*ck every girl in the world.” Although he has yet to get into the details of his affairs (I smell a 20/20 interview booking) he did release a statement on his website this morning apologizing for his “transgressions”:
Sphere: Related ContentI have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.
Katie Couric Gets Down On The Floor (Photos)
Nov 23rd
When the shorty that gets loose is Sarah Palin’s favorite news anchor,Katie Couric, all that’s left is ::blank stares::
Looks like she had fun. *Cue Juvenile “Back That A$$ Up.” I’m just saying…
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse.
Sphere: Related ContentDwayne Wade Dunk Over Varejao VIDEO
Nov 13th
Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Miami Heat game.
Dwayne Wade slam dunks over Anderson Varejao.
And One.
BAM! BAM!
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse.
(Picture via PalmBeachPost)
Sphere: Related ContentVideo: Chris Brown ‘106 & Park’ Interview
Nov 13th
Chris Brown sat down with Rocsi on Thursday’s “106&Park” and talked about his feelings, future, and fans.
“I don’t think I would be human if I didn’t feel sorry for myself, I do feel like it’s a mistake I made and I was embarrassed for the mistake I made, so it’s something I’m gonna have to live with, but I’m gonna change…”-CB
Sphere: Related ContentDrunk Woman Stumbles onto Subway Tracks in Path of Oncoming Train in Boston
Nov 10th
A 26-year-old woman, who was apparently drunk, fell onto the tracks in Boston’s North station.

Once she fell onto the tracks of an orange line service, she stumped on her back in the middle of the track. A few passengers quickly begin to wave at the driver of the oncoming train. The train driver, 27-year-old Charice Lewis, notices the frantic passengers on the platform and stops the train just a few feet over the drunken monkey passenger on the tracks.
The fast-acting train driver later said: “The people were waving, but they were waving too much, and they were really, really close to the yellow line, which you are not supposed to be. It was telling me, ‘Slow your train down. Slow your train down. As I was approaching, the lady pops her head up, and I was like, ‘Oh my God. Someone is in the pit.’ I threw it into emergency, exactly what I am supposed to do, and it stopped just in time not to hurt her. After the fact, she came up with a big smile on her face.”
Check out the surveillance video:
And the remixed version to music:
WOW!
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse.
Sphere: Related ContentSkin Rejunvenation or Bleach?: Sammy Sosa’s Skin
Nov 8th
Nothing criminal just bleachy. Folks have been commenting on the changing hue of baseball player Sammy Sosa’s face particularly on its ascension to five shades lighter on the color wheel. What gives?
And are those green contacts? (Picture on the far right)
Rebecca Polihronis, Sosa’s spokesperson said: “He’s not trying to be Michael Jackson. He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin. Women have it all of the time. He was doing a dermatological skin process after years and years [of playing baseball] in the sun.”
I can’t.
I cannot.
I refuse to care, besides he’s not a YANKEE!
{Pic via Popcrunch}
Sphere: Related ContentJay-Z Performs “Empire State of Mind” at Yankee Parade
Nov 6th
On the steps of city hall, New York born and bred, Jay-Z performed “Empire State of Mind” with the help of Bridget Kelly at the Yankees World Series victory parade in NYC on Friday. Mayor Bloomberg introduced them check out the video:
Sphere: Related ContentWE ARE THE CHAMPIONS: Yankees Win 2009 World Series + Parade Info
Nov 5th
New York Yankees beat the Philadelphia Phillies, 7-3, in Game 6 of the 2009 World Series in a historical win in so many ways. This Yankee win makes this the 27th world championship for the Bronx Bombers, a record that surpasses all other North American sports franchises. Bam! Bam!
Though its been 9 years since the last Yankee World Series win it will go down as undoubtedly one of the best. Also, this win is reminiscent of the 1923 win by Babe Ruth and his teammates in the original Yankee Stadium.
The parade:
The honorary ticker-tape parade and ceremony will take place in this Friday (Nov. 6) at 11 a.m.The parade will start on ‘Broadway at Battery Place and continue northbound up the Canyon of Heroes to City Hall Plaza where Mayor Michael Bloomberg will present the Bronx Bombers with the Keys to the City.’
























John Mayer Apologizes For Using the ‘N word’ in an Interview
Feb 10th
Posted by icannot in Culture
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John Mayer just apologized via Twitter for some of the comments he made during a recent Playboy interview, specifically his use of the ‘N word.’ He writes:
Okay…but what about everything ELSE he said??? But the N-word was just one part of the ignoramus comments made to Playboy. What about likening his penis to a anti-Semite who played a huge role in the KKK, and exploiting his sexual conquests? #imjustsaying.
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