I Cannot of the Week: Rihanna’s Cellulite

She says:

After the show is the after party, and after the party then its the drunken stumble to the car. Unfortunately for celebs like Rihanna, there is always a photog waiting (and usually at compromising angles) to take a picture. I struggled with this posting for a while, because as a woman who may one day have cellulite I would surely hate a big picture sprawled across the internet. However, if you don’t get it here you will get the picture some place else. Sorry Rih! I can’t really vouch for the validity of this picture since we all know photoshop works wonders these days. In any event, if this is a true to form photo–who cares! We all are human. -JM

He says:

Pictures of the singer surfaced last night after photogs snapped away at her while she enjoyed participating in a performance with Beyonce and Jay-Z, eating sushi and giving it up at the club. Okay people, I can’t say it anymore: you have to work out to be cute. Simply not eating will make you skat–>skinny and fat. RiRi needs some major toning on the back of her legs. And some Nivea Bye Bye Cellulite Cream. It worked for my mother.- Justnesh

Either we’re just saying…

I can’t.

I refuse.

I cannot.

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