Uncle Sam Ain’t Nothing to F’ Wit, Method Man!

Dear Clifford Smith (Known to most as Method Man),

If you don’t pay your taxes…you will GO TO JAIL, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! You will not pass Staten Island and you will not get much sympathy.

XoXo,

ICANNOT.

Method Man must’ve  spent too much burning down the marijuana to remember to file his New York State income tax forms, and now owes the Uncle Sam $33,000 for the three years he did not file.

The Wu-Tang Clan-ner faces a four years in jail if convicted on the felony charge of repeated failure to file taxes and misdemeanor charge of failure to pay tax.

UNCLE SAM Ain’t Nothing to F’ Wit, someone should’ve told Meth Man!

I can’t.

I cannot.

I refuse.