Short women. Nasty Attitudes. Fierce(less) photos…What has ANTM come to?

This season, it is safe to say that some of these girls are beyond hot messes. I would even call that bitch Bianca a hot tranny mess (she looks like she belongs in a drag competition). I mean really Tyra, what is the problem? Granted, we all know that no ANTM winners ever amount to anything substantial. Adrienne Curry’s most famous conquest was Peter Brady and her most memorable industry moment was getting her left tit resized so it could match the right. But in addition to having Target (or Tar-ge’ if you want to be boogie) be the height of one’s Top Model career nowadays, why add short girls into the mix? They will book no runway work because let’s face it, designers are vain. You need to be a tall AMAZON to work the runway. As for photos, I wouldn’t even book these trannys to do a Burger King commercial. Tyra is giving every ghetto girl at home hope for being a model when it is unrealistic–they need to take those purple tracks out of their hair and try to focus on a more realistic career (hospitality manager, perhaps?) If you want to be famous, don’t think you just need to be a model…just be like Nene from RHoA and become a stripper. Along the way, be hopeful that you come across a rich old man and squeeze the love juice out of his peen and then, you can get your own television show!

As for last night’s episode, Tyra had these skinny oommpa loompas take pictures to make themselves look taller…Let’s just say they looked like wannabe models from Model Mayhem posing and hoping for a break. One girl with red hair (she’s uninteresting…I didn’t bother looking up her name) looked like she was 7 feet tall in her picture. That was the most interesting occurence during the hot mess elimination ceremony–other than that ugly ass wig on Tyra’s head, of course. In the bottom two were Lulu and Brittany…cut to Tyra sounding like she is about to tell one of them that they have cancer and 6 months to live (in that farty monotone Top Model voice she does) and we say bye to…Lulu. I’m glad that bitch went home. She was and is a mess (so was that ghetto weave). The only thing left to say is that I miss Janice Dickinson’s coked up ass on the show. Now there’s the drama….and the botox.